I couldn’t resist sharing this recent article from The Onion about the secret to being a writer. “Written” by Joyce Carol Oates, it’s entitled, “If You Wish to be a Writer, Have Sex With Someone Who Works in Publishing.”

The Onion is a national treasure that packs just about more laughs per square inch than any other source I know. Here’s a few more personal favorites:

1. Shaq Misses Entire Second Half With Pulled Pork Sandwich

2. Search for Self Called Off After 38 Years

3. CIA Realizes it’s been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

4. NASCAR Cancels Remainder of Season Following David Foster Wallace’s Death

Have any favorites? Share!